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Maybe Dora’s not a whore after all

Okay, maybe my last post was a bit premature.  I think the Dora people are totally fucking with us.  They released an intentionally controversial silhouette to cause an uproar when there’s really nothing to be concerned about.  And I even have proof to support my wild conspiracy theories.

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She’s wearing pants.  Everyone should put their pitchforks down and disperse in an orderly fashion.  It’s going to be okay.  In case you’re curious, I did a brand new interpretation based on this newly discovered evidence.

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You’re welcome, you lucky bastards.

UPDATE:  Nailed it.  Thanks to Jen for pointing this out.

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Whora the explorer

Mattel and Nickelodeon have released a silhouette of the new Dora the Explorer design that will come out this fall.

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Apparently, this scandalous preview is causing quite a controversy and there’s even a petition to try to put a stop to her makeover.  Danny at Dad Gone Mad called Dora out on this years ago but I wasn’t sure what the big deal was until I played with the design in Paint.  OMG, she’s a total whore.

whora

UPDATE:  Or maybe not.

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