Ok so I’m not so good at posting regularly. It’s not that there’s nothing to blog about. I am just incredibly lazy sometimes really busy lately. And you know, once it’s been a week or so, I start thinking that I have to come up with something really kickass to make up for taking such a long break. And then I start obsessing about that and psych myself out and before you know it–it’s been two weeks since your last post, dumbass.
And since it’s already been so long, why not wait another week? It can’t possibly matter anyway, right? Why not go work on the dozens of hours of tripe clogging up the DVR? Or why not go play another hand of spider solitaire? Don’t forget to work in some Wii Fit too. And you know you need to catch up on your blogs because you’re about 600 posts behind on Andrew Sullivan alone.
And then my head explodes. Luckily, my mother always said that when your head explodes, you pick up the pieces and have a highly skilled surgeon reattach them. And if you can’t afford a highly skilled surgeon, just attempt it yourself. It can’t possibly be that hard, right? That’s what she said. Because she can be very wise sometimes. Are we still talking about my mom?
So anyway, welcome back.