It’s all fun and games until someone pokes out a uterus

The Duggars had another baby. I’m gonna go out on a limb and call it right now—this is not their last kid. I predict that Michelle will announce another pregnancy within two weeks. But when they go on the Today show and tell the kids that they have a surprise, they realize that nobody is really surprised, don’t they? Because a surprise is when something happens that you aren’t expecting. For example, if Jim Bob said that he bought a box of condoms. Or if Michelle made the stunning announcement that she’s getting rid of the mullet. Those would be surprises.

But they really have no reason to stop now. After all, her uterus hasn’t completely disintegrated yet. And if they stop having babies, somebody might pass them up and steal their limelight.

And what’s up with that limelight anyway? I understand the big deal when people have sextuplets but to just poop out about a baby a year is something that you plan for. It’s sort of like growing your hair down to your knees. Sure, it’s different but it’s not like you woke up one day and found out that your hair grew four feet overnight.

I do think that they do a really good job with planning and organization but it looks like the bulk of the workload is put on the kids. And I don’t think they’re heroes for homeschooling them because I bet it would be a lot more work for the parents if the older kids weren’t home taking care of the younger ones.

One more thing. I feel a little dirty for writing this, but I can’t wait for one of the girls to get knocked up. I just hope that they go on the Today show to announce that one.



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2 responses to “It’s all fun and games until someone pokes out a uterus

  1. Michele

    I know you didn’t ask but I whole heartedly agree. However it will be next to impossible for the girls to get pregnang. Seeing how their oldest (a boy) just got married and he never really dated. All dates were chaperoned and ekk they never kissed until the actual wedding ceremony. Kinda creepy. Is it the 1700s?

  2. I bet one of them will find a way. And I bet when one of them does go bad, it’s gonna be super awesome bad.

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