1. The House just passed the automotive industry bailout. I’m not sure how I feel about that. We all know that the bailout won’t solve any of Detroit’s problems. On the other hand, why shouldn’t we help them out if we’re willing to throw $700 billion at the banks?
Either way, I wish the Big 3’s CEOs would get a clue and stop playing games. It was heartbreakingly ignorant of them to show up begging for money in their corporate jets. That just showed how out of touch they are. But I also thought it was pretty moronic when they took it to the other extreme and decided to drive themselves to Washington the second time. Unless you’re going to have all of your employees drive whenever they take a 600-mile business trip, then you have to admit that it was just a stunt. Have you guys ever heard of flying coach? You know what I’m talking about: it’s where you have to buy a ticket and sit next to the smelly people. Like all of your underlings do when they go somewhere on business. It was all so obviously for show.
And the whole $1 annual salary thing? Just another stunt that sounds good but that means absolutely nothing when you consider the stock options and other perks they get.
2. Joe the Plumber is back in the news also. Moron.
3. And of course, there’s Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich trying to auction off the Senate seat previously held by Barack Obama. That’s just absurdly corrupt. Like an over-the-top caricature of a shady politician. It sounds like a crappy Jay Leno joke (No, I’m not sure what other kind of Jay Leno joke there is):
Rod Blagojevich got voted in promising to end the corruption in the Illinois governor’s office but it turns out he’s pretty corrupt himself.
How corrupt is he, Jay?
He’s so corrupt that he tried to sell Barack Obama’s old Senate seat on eBay.
4. Apparently, WordPress spellcheck offers blackjack and biologic when you type in Blagojevich.