My Stuff White People Like contest entry


The best place to find a white person is a bookstore.  If you are ever in need of an emergency proofreading or opinion on the state of corporate radio, you should immediately make your way to the nearest bookstore.  There you will find many helpful, loitering white people.

White people love visiting bookstores because it gives them a chance to indulge in several white activities simultaneously.  They can purchase a cup of their favorite coffee, pick up the latest David Sedaris book, and do the New York Times crossword all in one convenient location.

Bookstores are well-known in white culture for being a prime spot for single white people to meet members of the opposite sex.  By gathering in bookstores, single white people can prove to their potential mates that they are not run-of-the-mill unemployed art majors, but well-read unemployed art majors.

Of course, as with everything else white people enjoy, indie is always preferred over corporate.  White people want to be seen at small, independent booksellers, so giant megabookstores should generally be avoided.  Therefore, if you really want to impress a white person, make up a story about the time you found a first edition of Catcher in the Rye at a hole-in-the-wall bookshop in the Castro.  This has been known to literally make white people salivate.


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One response to “My Stuff White People Like contest entry

  1. I love me some stuff white people like:) Just a random hit. Nice blog, though.

    E. from Georgia

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