Okay, maybe my last post was a bit premature. I think the Dora people are totally fucking with us. They released an intentionally controversial silhouette to cause an uproar when there’s really nothing to be concerned about. And I even have proof to support my wild conspiracy theories.
She’s wearing pants. Everyone should put their pitchforks down and disperse in an orderly fashion. It’s going to be okay. In case you’re curious, I did a brand new interpretation based on this newly discovered evidence.
You’re welcome, you lucky bastards.
UPDATE: Nailed it. Thanks to Jen for pointing this out.
2 Comments
March 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm
hilarious!
March 16, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Have you seen? This was pretty damn close to the truth. (Well, long sleeves and ped socks aside.) I cracked up when I saw the real “new” Dora and thought of you.