Entries from January 2009

January 29, 2009

The irony of it all

I saw this commercial for the first time last night.

Mmmmmkay.  If you couldn’t read the small print, it said “What has weed done for you?”  Let’s break this down a little.
“I stole from my little sister.”
Believe it or not, potheads don’t typically steal to buy weed.  Sure it’s possible this has [...]

January 22, 2009

Fact and Opinion-Inauguration Edition

1.  I’m not sure which sounds better:  President Barack Obama or former President George W. Bush.
2.  I watched the inauguration on cnn.com with a couple of my coworkers.  We saw Joe Biden get sworn in and Aretha Franklin and everything was going fine until about two minutes before Obama was to be sworn in and then the video started [...]

January 20, 2009

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I don’t normally buy the groceries around here.  Oh sure, I occasionally run to the store to get some milk, bread, and cereal so that we have something more substantial than water and ketchup to dine on.  And sometimes the whole family goes on the weekly grocery trip.  But I rarely go to the store [...]

January 8, 2009

This is the best I could come up with after not posting for two weeks

So, yeah, it’s been two weeks since my last post.  Sorry about that.  Here’s a list of things that have happened in the last fortnight.
1.  Indianapolis had some freezing rain a couple days before Christmas.  I was about two cars behind a Lexus that lost its shit and spun out of control and hit the [...]