The Duggars had another baby. I’m gonna go out on a limb and call it right now—this is not their last kid. I predict that Michelle will announce another pregnancy within two weeks. But when they go on the Today show and tell the kids that they have a surprise, [...]
Entries from December 2008
December 23, 2008
Fact and Opinion
1. The wife will be home in about 20 minutes so I gotta make this quick.
2. The other day, Big D and I were watching TV when a commercial for The Clapper came on and it must have been the first time he’d ever even heard of it because his reaction was an amazed “Oh [...]
December 19, 2008
In case you were wondering
Yes, it was me. I was the guy blasting the radio in the company box truck as he bounced through some of the ugliest potholes in the icy streets of Indianapolis this afternoon. What can I say? It’s not every day that they play Ben Folds Five’s “Alice Childress” on the radio.
December 17, 2008
The story of my life
Tonight as I was bathing Boobers, Big D asked me if Smella could play Wii with him. A little voice inside my head screamed “Oh my god, are you out of your mind? Do NOT let the three-year-old play Wii!” but I quickly silenced it because I’m a moron. I figured she [...]
December 12, 2008
Today we officially grew old together
Kelly is 30 today and it kicks ass because I’m finally not in this alone anymore. Now we’re both old instead of me being the creepy old dude with the 20-something wife.
Happy Birthday, Kelly!
December 11, 2008
The News Roundup
1. The House just passed the automotive industry bailout. I’m not sure how I feel about that. We all know that the bailout won’t solve any of Detroit’s problems. On the other hand, why shouldn’t we help them out if we’re willing to throw $700 billion at the banks?
Either way, I wish the Big [...]
December 3, 2008
Fact and Opinion
1. I got the Comment of the Day the other day on The Bloggess. It’s probably the biggest thing that’s happened to me since the birth of our first kid. If you’ve never read her blog, you should because she’s hilarious. And drunk.
2. Goddamn, I hate those Glade commercials. The Glade sticker stuck [...]
